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“Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.” – Homer Simpon “We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.” – TV Announcer “Dean Bitterman, I...
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“Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer fueled mayhem?” – Homer Simpson “If you’re going for a ride, I’d like you to take Bart and Lisa.” – Homer Simpson “But, Marge, we’re college...
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“For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!” – Mr. Smithers “I like to put my feet up.” – C.M. Burns
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“Hey, the pig’s acting kinda funny.” – Fat Nerd “He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.” – Skinny Nerd “Guys, he’s really sick!” – Black Nerd “Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!” – Dean...
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“You’re in big trouble, Burns! Homer Simpson’s job requires college training in nuclear physics. Now, you get your man up to speed or we’ll be forced to take legal action.” – Nuclear Inspector “Is...
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“Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, but this is what they’re doing on campus! Besides, it isn’t costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.” – Homer...
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“I did always want to go to college. But fate stood in the way.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, sign this application and you’re a shoe in.” – Guidance Counselor “That dog has somebody’s ham! This I gotta...
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“Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids. And unless movies and teevee have lied to me, it’s a crusty, bitter old dean.” – Homer Simpson “Hi there, hello, I’m Dean Peterson, but you...
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“We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours, then I was slain by en elf.” – Homer Simpson “Listen to yourself, man, you’re hanging with nerds.” – Bart Simpson “You take that back!” – Homer...
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Compare & Contrast: Homer Parties Like It’s Freshman Year
“Now, the only antidote to a zany scheme, is an even zanier scheme!” – Homer Simpson “Why does it have to be zany?” – Fat Nerd Since the show had all but run out of ideas by Season 11, it’s no...
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“I’m sorry, boys, I’ve never expelled anyone before. But, that pig had some powerful friends.” – Dean Bobby Peterson “Oh, you’ll pay! Don’t think you won’t pay!” – Richard Nixon
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“Homey, here are the responses from the colleges you applied to.” – Marge Simpson “D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! Woo-hoo, a flyer for a hardware store!” – Homer Simpson
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Compare & Contrast: Surprise Nuclear Inspections
“The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?” – C.M. Burns It would be one thing if Zombie Simpsons merely repeated ideas and stories that had been done on The Simpsons. Given the...
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“Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we’d stop by.” – C.M. Burns “Would you like to come in for tea and marshmallow squares?” – Marge Simpson “Yes, he would.” – Blue...
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Behind Us Forever: Clown in the Dumps
“My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.” – Homer Simpson “Hey!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “How long have you been back there?” – Homer Simpson “Three days.” – Abe “Grampa”...
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“Oh, Dean, this is what your new hip is going to look like . . . you’re going to have to go easy on it.” – Dr. Hibbert
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“Don’t worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves.” – Black Nerd “Uh, wallet inspector.” – Snake “Oh, here you go. I believe that’s all in order.” – Fat Nerd “Whoa, I can’t believe that...
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“Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids. And unless movies and teevee have lied to me, it’s a crusty, bitter old dean.” – Homer Simpson “Hi there, hello, I’m Dean Peterson, but you...
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“We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours, then I was slain by en elf.” – Homer Simpson “Listen to yourself, man, you’re hanging with nerds.” – Bart Simpson “You take that back!” – Homer...
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Compare & Contrast: Homer Parties Like It’s Freshman Year
“Now, the only antidote to a zany scheme, is an even zanier scheme!” – Homer Simpson “Why does it have to be zany?” – Fat Nerd Since the show had all but run out of ideas by Season 11, it’s no...
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