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“Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids. And unless movies and teevee have lied to me, it’s a crusty, bitter old dean.” – Homer Simpson “Hi there, hello, I’m Dean Peterson, but you...
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“I did always want to go to college. But fate stood in the way.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, sign this application and you’re a shoe in.” – Guidance Counselor “That dog has somebody’s ham! This I gotta...
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“Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, but this is what they’re doing on campus! Besides, it isn’t costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.” – Homer...
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“You’re in big trouble, Burns! Homer Simpson’s job requires college training in nuclear physics. Now, you get your man up to speed or we’ll be forced to take legal action.” – Nuclear Inspector “Is...
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“Hey, the pig’s acting kinda funny.” – Fat Nerd “He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.” – Skinny Nerd “Guys, he’s really sick!” – Black Nerd “Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!” – Dean...
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“For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!” – Mr. Smithers “I like to put my feet up.” – C.M. Burns
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“Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer fueled mayhem?” – Homer Simpson “If you’re going for a ride, I’d like you to take Bart and Lisa.” – Homer Simpson “But, Marge, we’re college...
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“Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.” – Homer Simpon “We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.” – TV Announcer “Dean Bitterman, I...
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